I am afraid of corporations.

I am afraid of dying alone.

I am afraid of corpses.

I am afraid of chainsaw killers.

I am afraid of blood.

I am afraid of greed.

I am afraid of religion.

I am afraid of driving.

I am afraid of wolves.

I am afraid of commitment.

I am afraid of axe murderers.

I am afraid of riding rollercoasters.

I am afraid of going insane.

I am afraid of ruining everything.

I am afraid of bees.

I am afraid of wild animals.

But most of all, I am afraid of corporations.